we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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