last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You ruined the universe
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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