Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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