and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
we made out on top of his cat.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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