This girl is more easily done than said...
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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