You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
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How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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