So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
