so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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