I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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