So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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