why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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