So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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