do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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