HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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