Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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