i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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