I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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