OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
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when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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