Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
