This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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