Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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