the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
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I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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