I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
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I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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