i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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