I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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