dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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