honey bunches of taint.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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