I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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