Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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