I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
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If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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