4 words: hood of his car
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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