i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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