For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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