Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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