Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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