arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
can u get pink eye on your cock?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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