He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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