youre lurking in front of me
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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