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say what?
wanna hang out?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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