there was a trapeze. enough said
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
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my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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