omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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