i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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