Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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