Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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