oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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