I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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