I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
this will be a night to untag.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
The ass gains better be worth it
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