So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i dont even know how to be here
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I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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