I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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