Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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