small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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