we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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