we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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