I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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