I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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