I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
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We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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