plz talk dirty to me
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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